Coming soon

The gallery
is being hung.

A curated exhibition of the finest puritanizations. We want real submissions, not stock photos. In the meantime, here are a few outfits worth trying and the kind of photo each ruins best.

Want yours here?

Puritanize a photo, share it on X tagged @puritanizer, and we'll feature the best ones.

  1. 01
    Absurd Mascot
    Inflatable T-Rex costume

    A beach selfie becomes a lone T-Rex at the seaside. Perfect.

  2. 02
    Victorian & Edwardian
    Full mourning gown with veil

    Your friend's holiday pic, reimagined as a widow in 1892.

  3. 03
    Uniforms & Professional
    Victorian deep-sea diving suit

    Brass helmet. Canvas body. Definitely not appropriate for the pool.

  4. 04
    Religious & Holy
    Catholic nun habit

    The gym selfie meets Sister Mary. The gym selfie does not recover.

  5. 05
    Fantasy & Fairytale
    Wizard's robe with stars and moons

    Every mirror pic deserves a full Gandalf treatment at least once.

  6. 06
    Grandma & Frumpy
    Floral housecoat

    Nothing defuses a questionable photo like a Sunday-best housecoat.

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